You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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