Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
