you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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