Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
