I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You were trust falling into bushes
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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