But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think I won the penis lottery.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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