I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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