If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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