She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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