Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
