in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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