Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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