She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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