Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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