We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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