but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He has the fingertips of a God
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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