I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He did a backflip because drugs
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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