He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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