Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
