On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
he just fucked me for my cheese..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
