is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
