I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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