every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Congratulations! We have a period
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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