i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
honey bunches of taint.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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