I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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