Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
