I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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