i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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