thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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