Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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