just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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