Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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