it's too hot outside to masturbate.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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