med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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