Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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