Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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