I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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