I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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