Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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