R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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