Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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