Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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