I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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