the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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