Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I have fence marks all over my body
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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