You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
should my penis look like a turkey
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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