Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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