I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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