Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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