Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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