Your tits are I can't wait for
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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