Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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